Past:
My evil stepmother was a mage until my stepmother was ate by town drunk near the netherworld . Nobody would reffer to me as muscular person, as such I could never accept this so I left the castle cause of friends .
In my travels to the chocolate factory I found the honest damaged dog of my godfather. As I placed it upon my nose it scared me. A good thing indeed!
I have been many things, even an astronaut at times, sometimes I even took up weaving , until I settled down in outside of time. It's a muscular colossal spherical place full of people who are always BUTCHERING! . There a rose is always purple.
Err, sooo, uhmm My ultimate goal became EATING AND DRINKING! . I've also learned that someone is rarely slippery if you consider the way my wart, which is a lovely shade of yellow polka dotted by the way, slashed even a person
Journal:
One day I bought a cow which was white to cover my foot with. Unfortunately it was made in everywhere for mining , so it had a elongated shape.
My sister taught me that I should never use my evil eye for breeding cows , but The fact is I am a stupid so I had to do it. It scarred me, so my back became a random color and compact
Yesterday I was scared with a anvil in Italy. The an assasin around me thought it was ugly , so he dented me.
Total number of possible stories: 1.2622739564229E+82
E means '10 at the power of' so 1.2E+2 is 120. Pretty big number isn't it?
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