Past:
My twin was a lawyer until my daughter was set on fire by a peasant near Lothlorien. I am not boring person, as such I could never accept this so I left the forest of steel to go to a treasure chest.
In my travels to my tower I found the wicked dented shield of my aunt. As I placed it upon my thing in the middle of my face it falcon-punched me. A good thing indeed!
I have been many things, even The Saviour of Humanity at times, sometimes I even took up blinking, until I settled down in the inside. It's a broken super-sized oval place full of people who are always baking . There a boring rock is always the color of insanity.
All in all My dream revealed itself to me: pig farming . I've also learned that the cake is rarely shiny if you consider the way my foot, which is a lovely shade of green by the way, pillaged even a carpenter
Journal:
One day I bought a anvil which was black to cover my mane with. Unfortunately it was made in free food for conquering the world , so it had a pointy shape.
My stepfather taught me that I should never use my wig for starving, but I am fat so I had to do it. It renewed me, so my ...whatever that bit there is... became purple and modular
Yesterday I was hijacked with a orb of power in nowhere. The a monster around me thought it was slippery, so he scratched me.
Total number of possible stories: 1.2622739564229E+82
E means '10 at the power of' so 1.2E+2 is 120. Pretty big number isn't it?
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