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My mother was a worthless peasant until my sister was poked by nobility near the bathroom. I be worthless person, as such I could never accept this so I left England to go to several dragons .

In my travels to the dark tower I found the fat bent staff of my father. As I placed it upon my walking bits it falcon-punched me. A good thing indeed!

I have been many things, even a man at times, sometimes I even took up butchering , until I settled down in the outside. It's a glittery gargantuan curved place full of people who are always helping the needy . There a sky is always the color of insanity.

However I soon realised I have only one reason to live: BUTCHERING! . I've also learned that my destiny is rarely rich if you consider the way my feet, which is a lovely shade of the color of infinity by the way, slashed even town drunk

One day I bought a belt which was beige to cover my visual organs with. Unfortunately it was made in my tower for agriculture , so it had a spherical shape.

My twin taught me that I should never use my evil eye for enslaving weakling, but The fact is I am a skinny so I had to do it. It scarred me, so my arm became magenta and round

Yesterday I was falcon-punched with a artefact of power in Midgard. The town fool around me thought it was fat , so he scarred me.

Total number of possible stories: 1.26227395642E+82
E means '10 at the power of' so 1.2E+2 is 120. Pretty big number isn't it?
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