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My evil stepfather was an assasin until my godmother was pillaged by an orc near the bathroom. You may reffer to me as wicked person, as such I could never accept this so I left Valhalla to go to myself .

In my travels to there and back again I found the just amazingly undamaged tree of my fairy godmother. As I placed it upon my holders it tickled me. A good thing indeed!

I have been many things, even town fool at times, sometimes I even took up exploding, until I settled down in the netherworld . It's a jovial tiny shapeless place full of people who are always trading . There a battle pig is always magenta.

However I soon realised I have only one reason to live: seeking revenge . I've also learned that that special something is rarely stupid if you consider the way my wig, which is a lovely shade of all the colors of the rainbow by the way, tickled even The Saviour of Humanity

One day I bought a cape which was brown to cover my mouth with. Unfortunately it was made in Italy for growing corn , so it had a pear-shaped shape.

My godfather taught me that I should never use my nose for interpretative dancing , but I can be sharp so I had to do it. It damaged me, so my you-know-what became pink and lumpy

Yesterday I was stabbed with a boring rock in the dark tower. The a baker around me thought it was honest , so he dented me.

Total number of possible stories: 1.26227395642E+82
E means '10 at the power of' so 1.2E+2 is 120. Pretty big number isn't it?
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